Goddess Jess: You will take care of my 12 year old, dirty Reebok sneakers and my smelly feet.
Come here, you maggot. Do you see these old, dirty Reebok sneakers? They are extremely worn out and dirty. You will now take care of these old sneakers. You will lick them clean. Yes, exactly, from the outside and from the inside. This will be a mega feeling for you: 12 years of collecting foot sweat and dirt just so you can lick it off. Then you will take care of my smelly, sticky feet. You will lick the soles of my feet. There is still fluff and dirt from the shoe stuck to my soles. Go on, lick it off.