Goddess Sheila: You’re just my living bath mat.
Well, you loser. How about you be my living bath mat or bathroom rug today? You keep my feet warm, and I can do two things at once: prepare for the day and take out my aggression on you. I can kick you in the face in the morning and start the day completely relaxed. I’ll make you suffer, and my sweaty little feet will kick you in the face again and again. You’ll receive your orders for the day, like cleaning my house and licking my toilet clean. Now that’s a great start for both of us, isn’t it?! You feel like a little worm being crushed under my feet. Enjoy the time under my dominant little feet; it will be heaven for you.